“Shoot him! Not me!” Story: It’s 1969, baybeeee! Time for miniskirts, astronauts, and Professor Indiana Jones’ retirement! Yep, the ol’ adventurer is hanging up his hat, to enjoy
“For the record, I think this is insane.” Story: It’s been a few years since the Justice League got together and saved Earth from Mother Boxes, Steppenwolf, and muddled storytelling.
“It’s good to have friends.” (SHUT UP YOU’RE CRYING) Story: When we left our Guardians, Gamora had been lost, but found, then lost again, as her alternate-self left for parts
“The world needs change. Do you not agree?” Story: Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint-Georges, wasn’t always a big deal. He was a boy taken away from his enslaved
“We’re on offensive. All the time.” Story: It’s 1984, and marketing guru Sonny Vaccaro is trying to figure out the best way to keep the Nike Basketball Division
“You’re my friend, Wen. No matter what happens, I want you to remember that.” Story: Eric and Andrew take their young daughter Wen to a vacation getaway in
“This is what they want. America’s sweetheart.” Genre I’d put it in: Powerfully Compelling Biopics Release Date: 2022 Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the life and
“It could have been different.” Story: Five years after the events of Endgame, we see Wakanda reeling as their King – the Black Panther – succumbs to an
“This just keeps getting bigger and bigger!” Story: Ben Manalowitz is a jerk. The kind of guy that sleeps around and calls it living his truth, while not
“You can never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich.” [PREACH] Story: Think I’m telling you, or even giving you a hint? Nope. You’ll thank me later. Genre I’d put
“Are those black balloons in there?” [OMG RUN KID] Story: It’s 1978 y’all! Pinball machines, stripe-y ski vests, and a serial killer? Yeah, that last one isn’t the best
“Do you wanna ask questions, or do you want a ride?” Story: Really? Okay. Dinosaurs. All over the world. The OG Park crew and the World-ies get together
“I gave you unrestricted access to our room for TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES. What the fuck were you doing?” Story: BFFs Noah and Howie (Joel Kim Booster and Bowen
“We will see what kind of Doctor Strange you are.” Story: Okay, so we’re all on the same page with the MCUniverse, right? Magic, monsters, multiverses, time travel,
