Author: Denise Kitashima Dutton

“Why are things exploding?” Genre I’d put it in: Action Rom-Coms Much Better Than Their Trailers Let On Release Date: 2022 Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Feels like

“If I’m gonna be having sex for you, I’m gonna need cigarettes.” [GOD BLESS GRINDHOUSE Y’ALL] Genre I’d put it in: Artsy Exploitation Horror Homages Release Date: 2022

“I am the love of, the love of my life.” – this song (hell, the whole soundtrack) SLAPS. Genre I’d put it in: Easy To Enjoy JLo Rom-coms Release Date: 2022

“WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING” – Me, as this cinematic masterpiece unfolds Story: Once upon a time on MTV, there were a group of guys who figured it’d

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see

“Maybe this isn’t the story we think it is.” Story: You remember Neo, right? The One? Well, it’s been twenty years since Neo sacrificed himself for the good

What’s the holiday season without a few (or in this house, a lot) of holiday movies streaming through the halls? Thanks to director Mike Rohl, we’ve got a

For when a movie has already hit the screens – or hasn’t yet – but I feel the need to tell you guys something anyway. Boom. Here you

“Candyman is how we deal with the fact that these things happen… That they’re still happening.” Story: It’s been years – almost thirty – since Helen Lyle sent

“Don’t have a good day, have a great day. I guess.” Story: Guy works at a bank, lives in a spotless apartment, and has an adorable goldfish. Life’s

“… if there’s one thing I’ve learned, you’re only a kid once.” Story: The wheel of time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend….

“Does this translate, pendejo?” Story: Well’p after the possibility of a happy ending in Election Year, the usual gang of haters and ignoramuses decide that Those People Crossing The

“How the hell are you not dead?” Story: Fast & Furious 9 is the story of guys and gals who have particular sets of skills (like driving cars,

“This girl is gonna get home safe tonight. I hope these assholes like hospital food.”  Story: Hutch Mansell is a typical suburban nebbish. Nobody takes him seriously, everybody

“It wants your pain.” Story: Yakov is an ex-Hasidic Jewish man who is trying to recover from severe trauma. He’s also broke. So when a friend in the